What, They Couldn't Find a Middle-Aged Guy to Talk About His Prostate Acting Up?

THE BEST person-on-the-street quote of the new year is courtesy the Inquirer, which offers this in its obligatory warm-winter front-page story today:

"I just don't like it," complained Lucille Sisti, 63, a retired schoolteacher from Drexel Hill who was lunching in West Philadelphia yesterday. "I have hot flashes and I need cold."

I guarantee you someone on the desk almost peed himself laughing when he read that quote last night.

Comments

[Jeff Martin]

It's stories like this that make me glad we have a host of fine reporters well acquainted with the city instead of a bunch of wire stor...guys, where'd you go?

[Mom]

Please be careful who you make fun of, since someone in the vicinity of that woman's age supplies your meatballs and gravy, and occasional babysitting services!